One time during my freshmen year of college I forgot to do a history paper that was worth 20% of my grade and the teacher didn’t accept late work, so I waited until the professor handed back the papers and angrily asked where mine was. The teacher felt so bad for losing it he let me re-do the entire paper and gave me an A-
You fucking champ
we have a sub in us history and he said “i have to take attendance, if i mispronounce your name it’s because i dont care”
hey i heard u like bad girls, i dont mean to brag or anything but im really really bad. at everything.
People who say sadness doesn’t hurt physically apparently never experienced feeling so sad. I’ve felt it in my legs, my jaw, my head, my quivering lips, aching eyes, and my aching chest. It hurts my chest the most because it literally feels like your heart is in pain.
How did you fuck up rice?
And how did you fuck up so bad that it emerges from the depths of hell in one huge block?